My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
So I was in my school’s library recently and found this…
I SWEAR IM FOLLWOING EVERYONE OF YOU LIL FUCKERS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OVER 500 NOTES YOU GUYS ARE SO FUYCKING AMAZING IM ABOUT TO CRY
all the things i ship ★ monica geller and chandler bing
i thought this was going to be the most difficult thing i ever gonna had to do. but when i saw you walking down that aisle i realized how simple it was. i love you. any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because i will always love you. you are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with.